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Sunday, April 19, 2015

What we should be teaching our children

Yes, but also teach them what Dr. Flicker said in "Annie Hall": the solar system's not dead yet. "We've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here."
 
    
  Why are you depressed, Alvy?
 
    MOTHER 
   (Nudging Alvy) 
  Tell Dr. Flicker. 
   (Young Alvy sits, his head down.  His 
   mother answers for him) 
  It's something he read.

    DOCTOR 
   (Puffing on his cigarette and 
   nodding) 
  Something he read, huh?  

    ALVY 
   (His head still down) 
  The universe is expanding.

    DOCTOR 
  The universe is expanding?

    ALVY 
   (Looking up at the doctor) 
  Well, the universe is everything, and if 
  it's expanding, someday it will break apart 
  and that would be the end of everything!

Disgusted, his mother looks at him.

    MOTHER 
   (shouting) 
  What is that your business? 
   (she turns back to the doctor) 
  He stopped doing his homework.

    ALVY 
  What's the point?

    MOTHER 
   (Excited, gesturing with her hands) 
  What has the universe got to do with it?  
  You're here in Brooklyn!  Brooklyn is not 
  expanding!

    DOCTOR 
   (Heartily, looking down at Alvy) 
  It won't be expanding for billions of years 
  yet, Alvy.  And we've gotta try to enjoy 
  ourselves while we're here.  Uh?

He laughs.

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